Illuminati Webmaster Tip - Google-Prayer Meta-Tag
We're releasing this info to the public, because one of our Discordian Cabals has recently infilitrated Google Staff.
It turns out, there's a secret meta-tag you can put on all your webpages, that will raise your Google rank, if it exists. It doesn't even matter what you put in the tag. As long as it's there, google will hear your prayer.
<meta name="google-prayer" content="Prayer to google here">
Use the above text, and make sure to make a personalized prayer for each domain.
I warn you now, DON'T talk about this ON your pages. Just quietly put this tag in, and watch the results roll in over the next few months. Talking about it on page, and generating webpages about it, is a sure way to get banned from the engines. Luckily we have an inside man. Er. Woman. Er. Cabbage.
ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
